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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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Oh god, he's crying.

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He's crying now.

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Moot, Moot, go talk to him. He's crying. He's doing feelings and stuff.

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Alright, alright, I got this. Okay, Gru, what's the problem?

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I don't even have one of those days where you just feel like everything's a mistake.

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A flesh monster comes erupting out of this hole and strikes the ground about 20 feet from you.

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Do you guys think this has anything to do with the stuff that we heard from the boy?

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Maybe, but we're not even close. We're not ready to save the world yet, so there can't just be gates opening.

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I don't know if they're gonna wait until we're ready to save the world, Glimp.

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Gru, where are our brothers? They were supposed to be with you.

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I, uh, who, huh, ah, and Gru turns and runs.

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The hunts! They're invading! Hunt invaders!

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How long do you think we have to wait before then we go into the city so we don't seem like we're a part of this?

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Is there another entrance?

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That's them! That's the other villages that survived!

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And I kind of look behind us like, back there?

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Glimp! Glimp!

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The guard turns around and kind of shakes his head towards the other two guards who then turn to look back at Gru who has bolted.

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He's gone. You see just the edge of his shirt kind of fly up around a corner, and that's the last you see of Gru.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons! We're a D&D 5th edition actual play podcast, and I'm your dungeon master Russ More, and with me today is Carla Maxted!

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That is me. I'm looking at myself in this picture, and it looks like I'm just a floating head because I'm wearing a black shirt.

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And this is an audio medium, so it means nothing to anyone, but you guys can see it, and it's weird, right? I have no body.

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Wasn't going to say anything.

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Also, I play Glimp.

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And Tom Laird!

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I am also wearing a black shirt, but it's got white kind of baseball shirt sleeves on it, so not a floating head today, but I play Moot.

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And Amy More!

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I'm not wearing anything at all. I like to podcast in the nude, and I play Sullivan Sleight. Also, apologies to Tom and Carla.

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No need to apologize at all.

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We can mostly not see anything at all.

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It's mostly just tops of tits.

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I think what we want is for you to be comfortable.

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True.

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I appreciate that. You know what, folks at home, I really hope you find a really tight group to D&D with, because they'll put your comfort above all else.

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Get yourself a naked round table when all this social distancing is done.

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I'm looking for a segue that can send us over to Patreon, but none of this is relevant.

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So where you can find a fun group of people is over on Patreon, Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast, where things are happening.

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There's lots of bonus audio content.

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There is monthly hangouts with us and other fun people.

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There's producer chats where you can ask questions about D&D or about podcasts.

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All of those things. We have a whole bunch of goals that we've met recently, so there's going to be new episodes coming out for patrons.

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So thank you, patrons, for helping us reach those goals.

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Thank you so much.

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Thank you. If you were looking to join our Patreon at this time, you could help us reach our next goal, which is 55 patrons, where once you get over there, it kind of makes a little more sense.

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I thought about this after the fact, but I play a character in Tom's game called Opalite Brightcliffs, a tabaxi bard.

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It's a bonus monthly game. Comes out on the 15th of every month when we're on schedule. If not, it comes out shortly thereafter.

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Pretty close, pretty close. We're back up to two episodes every record now. Thanks, Tom.

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How many? Two. Two episodes. Two, right.

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So that we make sure we get those out on time. But I play that character, and for a good long while, he's sung songs.

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So this next goal, I will record all those songs and release them to patrons. It's going to be great.

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There's some bangers in there. There are. There's some good can-con in there, too.

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Some of these songs just slap. You're going to love it.

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Also, when you're a patron, you get an episode dedicated to you, like today's patron, Gabriel Lynch.

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Oh, Gabriel. Thanks, Gabriel.

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Thanks, Gabriel. Thank you, Gabriel.

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Fuck it. Let's play D&D.

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Previously, Moot, Glim, and Sully had made it to Perdusk with Gru. We did it.

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You spent a little time there before moving on, finding your next stop along the way.

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Well, we decided we don't want to hang out and get comfortable anywhere, because some of us...

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Got a long way to travel. Got a world to save. We got to go do some stuff.

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...have a destiny. Got to save the world.

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There were several moments as you were walking down streets when you'd hear Gru around a corner and have to run the other way.

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So this was more of like an espionage city for you, not because you were hiding from the law or anything,

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but because you were hiding from your new best friend.

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But while you were in Perdusk, you did some hunting around, because you've been kind of wandering.

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You had to find the guide in Gru to help you get to the next spot.

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You've been looking for more of a map to kind of be able to plot out your own course.

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And while you weren't able to find a world map, which is what you were looking for,

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you did find one that would get you to a city called Proskr.

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And there you're told that you can find an individual who goes by the name of Bolnil Undertask,

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who has traveled all over Torrio.

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So we find you, the three of you, you have reached the city of Proskr.

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It's been probably about 15 days' travel.

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So give me something each of you that has happened in this time.

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Well, Sully has along the way actually found a few more small elementals that have popped up here and there.

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That he has befriended by juggling and doing other kinds of silly little tricks that would otherwise amuse children.

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And it's kind of like giving him a little peace along the journey.

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Like it's just like a little bit of wholesomeness that Sully hasn't usually had in his life.

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Moot has taken up a little hobby when we're on the road of trying to sketch wildlife that we see along the way.

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What kind of sketches do you got going on there?

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A lot of birds.

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Finds birds have good angles to sketch out.

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And a lot of things move too fast and birds kind of fly and then stop.

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Right, right, right, right.

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Okay, yeah, roll me what would we call like a dexterity?

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Probably good for an artistry sense.

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Or maybe something to do with charisma?

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Any of those things?

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Also nature.

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Alright, I'll do nature.

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Doesn't it?

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That is a 19.

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Draws the fuck out of those birds.

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So, yeah, absolutely.

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They look fantastic and Sully and Glim looking kind of, I don't know, over your shoulder or you showing them.

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These are proudly showing them.

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These look like fantastic drawings.

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We're getting really good, Moot.

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I can't, you have so many good skills.

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It's so great.

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We gotta get this guy some colored pencils or something.

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That's a great idea.

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I would love to see these in color.

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Where would we even get those?

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Well, I don't know.

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Gotta ask this Bal-der, Baldir, Undercarriage.

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Undertask.

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Undertask.

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Well, and maybe since that guy's got a map, he probably knows where lots of things are and can point us to the nearest pencil shop.

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Pencillary.

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Glim, what's another thing that has happened on this journey?

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I think that Glim probably is missing, because it's just us now, so not a lot of group fitness happening.

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These two, not that interested in the Zumba.

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Certainly not interested in my proselytizing anymore.

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Pretty over that whole thing, I'm sure.

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We're like, oh, yeah, totally.

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He's our guy.

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Onboard 100%.

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One is like praying and communing, and the other would be just like, I don't know, increasing plank challenges.

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So I can plank for like, I don't even know, four hours now, probably.

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Plank for days.

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Every time we stop, I'm just like, okay, I'll just be over there, and then I'm just doing a plank for like just so long.

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We cut to you three having made camp.

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You didn't say.

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Yeah, that's true.

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So we could have got one before we left Verduce.

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With like a little donkey or something on it.

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We don't have a whole lot of money.

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Not like a covered cart or anything.

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Yeah, like a cart.

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Like a donkey and a cart.

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We've got some weapons and things, and it's a long travel, so.

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Carriage and donkey.

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Did you rent this carriage and donkey, or did you purchase this carriage and donkey?

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You have enough money that you could have purchased it.

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How much is a donkey cost?

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How much is a donkey cost?

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How much is a donkey cost?

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Russ, how much is a donkey cost?

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Everyone wants to know.

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If you could just please tell us how much a donkey.

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A donkey or mule will cost you eight gold pieces.

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Almost as much as magic missile potatoes.

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Oh my god.

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It cost a few folks listening.

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I fixed it.

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I fixed the economy since that episode.

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That's great.

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We gave you some constructive feedback about the pricing.

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I love how you retconned that in.

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I was listening to that episode a while back, and I was like,

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Oh, yeah, I forgot that Russ came back with a, no, it was grossly overpriced.

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If you were to get a cart, it would be 15 gold.

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So 12 of 23 gold to get a donkey and cart.

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I apparently have 42 gold.

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I don't know how to do this currency.

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Well, remember, we got a bunch from the gobbos, then that all got stolen.

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Oh, yes, I have 42.

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And then remember when you were a sheep, and then I like fire blasted,

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and then you acid attacked, and we got some money from the gear of that lady.

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You should have been paid 20 gold total for that.

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20, okay.

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So if we chip in.

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And Moot got paid out the ass for poisoning somebody.

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Okay, so you have in your possession a donkey.

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What's the donkey's name?

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Rolf.

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I like it.

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And a carriage.

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So you want us to name the cart?

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No, I just said you also have a cart.

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I mean, you can name the cart if you want to.

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I christen thee.

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Cartman.

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Benjamin.

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Cartman.

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Benjamin.

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This is Rolf and Benjamin.

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So you ride in with Rolf and Benjamin to the city of Prosker,

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which everybody who wants to can make a history check

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based on what you know about this city going into it.

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16.

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And histories plus one, so that's a seven.

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Damn.

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Okay, green dice for the good call tonight,

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because I just rolled a 20, but not natural.

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So Sully with a seven.

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Should I tell them everything I know about Prosker?

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Yeah, go for it.

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I'll tell you what you really know.

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So I've been here a few times, once or twice in my travels.

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It's a big town of lots of trade that happens here.

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Big pig market, big pig market.

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The swineries at the north part of the town there

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but it was a little bit of a smelly job,

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so I moved on from that.

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But the people here are pretty nice.

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They do not all speak common, so prepare yourselves for that.

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Great landscape.

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Just in case you wanted to plant something while you were here.

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Glam and Moot, you know a little bit about Prosker.

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which unimaginatively call themselves the Prosker Council.

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and the city is basically run by thieves.

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The council themselves allow this to happen and take kickbacks

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in order to make the city run.

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That really seems like something Sully should know.

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Doesn't it?

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Alas, it is not.

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You do know that there are pigs.

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So you enter the city of Prosker.

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It's about midday.

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Streets are pretty busy.

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It's fairly well kept as far as a city run by thieves is concerned,

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I guess you could say.

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You do notice that swine are just running through the streets haphazardly.

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See what I said about the pigs?

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Yeah, you really knew what you were talking about.

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I was to chase them down, and I'm not going to lie to you.

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Most of them are pretty near my size.

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It was a difficult job.

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I bet it was.

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How did you manage to take them down?

254
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Well, you know, you got to be real sneaky-like, right?

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Get up beside it.

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Sometimes pretending to be a pig was one of your best,

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You get down on all fours, and you snuffle around,

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and then you get up beside it, and you're like,

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yeah, this grass we're eating over here is real good,

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and then you jump on its back, and you put the harness around its face.

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I'm tired just thinking about it.

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Can you do a bit of your pig impression right now,

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just so we can get an idea of what it was like?

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Sully turns and looks at Moot, and is like,

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is somebody paying me for this?

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I just said it was a really hard job.

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I know, but you don't actually have to tackle a pig.

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I could get some PSTD from this.

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And what does that stand for?

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I think you know well, good and well, what that stands for, Moot.

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Okay.

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Pig Traumatic Stress Disorder.

273
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Well, that would be PTSD. That doesn't make any sense at all.

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Pig Specific Trauma Disorder.

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Traumatic disorder, yes.

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Pig Specific Traumatic Disorder.

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You're passing by a shop, an outdoor merchant,

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and he overhears this conversation happening and comes over and says,

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oh, you chase pigs there with the PSTD.

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Oh, you know what, that was like a whole lifetime ago.

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What's your name, Sunny?

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Sully.

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Sully, Sunny Sully.

284
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No, not Sunny, Sully.

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Sully, Sunny.

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No Sunny, just Sully.

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Sully.

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You nailed it.

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Got it in eight.

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Perfect.

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Get it in eight, that's super great.

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That's what they say.

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Not from around here's, are you?

294
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Why, I've been here a few times before.

295
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Pretty much looks the same.

296
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I believe you. It's a fine looking steed.

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He walks over to Rolf, starts petting his back,

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and says, you need any feed for your,

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and notice your carriage is getting kind of low there.

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I could help you out.

301
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Got some primo feed here.

302
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Can I make a perception check on this dude?

303
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Sure.

304
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What are you trying to perceive?

305
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Wait, what are you trying to perceive?

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I'm trying to perceive if,

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like he can't, like Sully is wary of all people.

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So I just, I'm wondering like, is he really trying to be helpful?

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So you're more looking for insight, not perception.

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Sure, yes, insight.

311
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Okay.

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Yeah.

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Seventeen.

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You see him walk over and start petting Rolf,

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and he points over to his shop front.

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That's not how you say that.

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His store front.

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There's a lot of lip movement in that one.

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Points over to his store front,

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and you see that there is animal feed,

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and different fruits and vegetables,

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and all sorts of things like that.

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Seems like that's what he's trying to sell you.

324
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Well, you know, from last time I was here,

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all the people were real stand-up people,

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real honest individuals that, you know,

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they're not going to steer you wrong.

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So, I mean, would you need to pack some stuff up

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before we leave town?

330
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We might as well do it here.

331
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He looks to, during this, you see him kind of squint.

332
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He looks to glim and moot and says,

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new, like fresh new around here.

334
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He says he's been here a couple times.

335
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He's a world traveler.

336
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He's been everywhere.

337
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Well, he's nailed Prosker.

338
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That's what they say about Prosker,

339
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is that the people are all nice and above board.

340
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I think that was on the town sign when we came in,

341
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wasn't it?

342
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Totally above board.

343
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He says, yeah, let me get you all set up here.

344
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Just you can swing your carriage in.

345
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What brings you to Prosker?

346
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Oh, well, we're on a mission to save the world.

347
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This is glimpse time to shine.

348
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We're looking for a map.

349
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So, to find the map, we're looking for a man or a woman.

350
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Do we know if it's a man or a woman?

351
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When I look at my friends?

352
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I don't know.

353
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Anyway, a person.

354
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Last name, Undertask, as a map.

355
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Do you know that?

356
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Undertask?

357
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Uh, oh.

358
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Well, I mean, most people know him by Thunderaxe,

359
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but might be the same guy.

360
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Thunderaxe.

361
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Wow.

362
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Old dwarf.

363
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Kind of been, you know, stuck here for a while.

364
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Took ill.

365
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Just kind of landed here.

366
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Well, Thunderaxe is a very impressive name.

367
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I don't know why the person directing us to him

368
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000
wouldn't have said, find Thunderaxe.

369
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That would really stick in the old noggin, you know?

370
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He himself was a traveler of the world,

371
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and maybe the last time this other person saw him,

372
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maybe he didn't earn that name quite yet.

373
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Sometimes that happens.

374
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Yeah.

375
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Yeah, that's true.

376
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Hey, I've got some pamphlets here

377
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if you're interested while you're loading up the wagon there,

378
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000
some food for Rolf.

379
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Do you know about Bahamut, or?

380
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Bahamut?

381
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I mean, no?

382
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Oh.

383
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Well, buckle up for quite a ride, my friend.

384
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47 minutes later.

385
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Told him all about Bahamut.

386
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During this 47 minutes, I'm assuming Sully and Moot

387
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have not hung around.

388
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I'm sure they haven't.

389
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They've heard this literally a million times now.

390
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000
So Sully and Moot, you kind of walk off

391
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000
and get the lay of the land

392
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,000
while Glim is converting another soul.

393
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:15,000
Hey, Moot, did you drop those pamphlets for Glim?

394
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000
I maybe did a little bit.

395
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000
She was so nice in asking,

396
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,000
and she was so complimentary to my previous drawings

397
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that I just thought maybe it was a good idea

398
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to get a little more practice.

399
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000
They look fantastic.

400
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000
I mean, if he does join because Bahamut is,

401
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,000
what does she say, the man?

402
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,000
It's like a pretty cool guy.

403
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000
He's probably going to join

404
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:41,000
because those brochures look so awesome.

405
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,000
I hope so.

406
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000
I mean, I've never seen Bahamut.

407
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:47,000
I can only go by what Glim's told us,

408
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,000
but pretty cool looking guy.

409
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000
Well, that big smile on his face, yeah.

410
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,000
I mean, he just is really inviting.

411
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,000
If we haven't already pretended to have converted over,

412
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,000
I would do it all over again.

413
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,000
I went for like a warm but inviting

414
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000
but also excited look,

415
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000
and I think I pulled it off.

416
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000
Kind of like Glim, huh?

417
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000
Very similar, yeah.

418
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:13,000
Moot, ahead of you and kind of through the crowd,

419
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:16,000
you see something that catches your eye.

420
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:20,000
It's an individual who looks like they're,

421
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000
well, won't bury the lead.

422
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,000
It looks like they are a,

423
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:29,000
roll me in history.

424
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,000
All right, history roll coming up.

425
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000
That is a seven.

426
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:38,000
You see an interesting fellow who is,

427
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000
their skin is all blue.

428
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:43,000
They've got different colorations along their skin.

429
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,000
Their hair.

430
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:49,000
No, their hair is,

431
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,000
the more you look at it,

432
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,000
it's so fluid,

433
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,000
it starts to look like it's actually water.

434
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:59,000
And they are standing in the middle of this square

435
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000
and they are juggling,

436
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,000
or it appears that they are juggling

437
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,000
what looks like snowballs.

438
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,000
Sully, do you see that?

439
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,000
What?

440
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000
Oh, that guy with the rash?

441
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000
Yeah, the blue man group over there juggling.

442
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,000
Oh, the blue man.

443
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,000
Oh, I was like,

444
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,000
do you see that guy over there?

445
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000
Yeah, no.

446
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:22,000
Oh, but that blue guy is like super cool.

447
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000
Person, blue person,

448
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,000
gender's fluid.

449
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:29,000
Where do you think they got snow?

450
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,000
Well, I don't know,

451
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,000
but it looks like they're out there

452
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,000
for entertainment purposes,

453
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000
so maybe we could just go ask.

454
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,000
Excuse me, my friend.

455
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:38,000
The person juggling is startled

456
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000
by you screaming at them.

457
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000
Like nobody's really been paying attention to them

458
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,000
to this moment.

459
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,000
It's a joyful scream.

460
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,000
Yeah.

461
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,000
And the snowballs drop to the ground

462
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,000
and they look down

463
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,000
and they're a little bit defeated,

464
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,000
but then look up to you

465
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000
and smile as you walk up and say,

466
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,000
yes, hello.

467
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000
That was some really impressive juggling

468
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,000
that you just did there.

469
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,000
I myself as a juggletea

470
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:02,000
really do appreciate a good juggle.

471
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000
I thought you called it a juggalo.

472
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,000
Well, yes.

473
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,000
Is that not?

474
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000
Well, it's a usage

475
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000
and it all really depends on

476
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000
how you're saying it in the sentence.

477
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000
You know, syntax is important.

478
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,000
OK, sure, yeah.

479
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,000
It's really rude of you

480
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,000
to interrupt me though, Moot.

481
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,000
Sorry.

482
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,000
To call me out like that

483
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,000
in front of a new friend.

484
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000
You previously referred to yourself

485
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,000
as a juggalo,

486
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,000
so I wasn't too sure.

487
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,000
Yes.

488
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,000
Well, a juggalo is someone who practices

489
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,000
the art of juggleteering.

490
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,000
OK, now I'm on board.

491
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,000
My friend here knows, you know.

492
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,000
You look back to the person

493
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,000
and they've moved away.

494
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,000
Oh.

495
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,000
Down a few steps

496
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,000
and have started juggling

497
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,000
a little bit of ways.

498
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,000
I will follow them.

499
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,000
I will take rocks out of my pocket

500
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000
and juggle in front of them.

501
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,000
Eh?

502
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:48,000
Both of you make a perception check.

503
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,000
I feel like I'm

504
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000
straight up harassing this person.

505
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000
Yeah, 100%.

506
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,000
Sorry, perception?

507
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,000
Yeah.

508
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,000
Well, that's a minus.

509
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,000
Oh, nat 20.

510
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,000
15.

511
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:01,000
You're a little more focused

512
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,000
on your juggling there, Sully.

513
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,000
But Moot, you see,

514
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,000
you're watching both Sully

515
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:08,000
and this new person juggle.

516
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,000
But you're watching

517
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,000
this new person's hands.

518
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:16,000
And as one snowball goes up

519
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000
and comes down to one hand,

520
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,000
it seemingly disappears.

521
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000
So they're creating snowballs

522
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000
rather than juggling.

523
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000
And throwing them up in the air

524
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,000
and making them disappear.

525
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,000
That's a really neat trick

526
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,000
you're doing there

527
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,000
with the snowballs.

528
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,000
Juggling?

529
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,000
Yeah, absolutely.

530
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,000
I'm a great juggler.

531
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,000
No, no, no.

532
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,000
I mean, I can tell

533
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,000
that you're not actually juggling.

534
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,000
I drop my rocks.

535
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000
Snowballs fall to the ground.

536
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,000
What say you?

537
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,000
Moot, you can't just tell someone

538
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,000
who is juggling

539
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,000
that they are not juggling.

540
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:51,000
Well, but you were juggling, Sully,

541
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,000
with how much of a juggalo you are.

542
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,000
This person wasn't.

543
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000
They were creating new snowballs.

544
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000
I think via magic.

545
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000
You come over

546
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,000
and throw in my face

547
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,000
your own juggling.

548
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,000
Do you even have

549
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000
some sort of documentation

550
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000
that says you can juggle in this spot?

551
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,000
Because I do.

552
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,000
I'm sorry, friend.

553
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,000
What's your name?

554
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,000
We've gotten off on the wrong foot here.

555
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,000
My name is Sullivan Sly.

556
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,000
It's nice to meet you.

557
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,000
My name is Eska Nerveen.

558
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000
And I've been juggling in this spot

559
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,000
for quite a while now

560
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,000
and haven't seen you two.

561
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:28,000
We are just coming through.

562
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:31,000
And I quietly pick up Sully's rocks

563
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,000
that he dropped

564
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,000
and hand them to Eska and say,

565
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,000
well, maybe juggle these then.

566
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,000
I would not dare juggle

567
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,000
another juggler's balls.

568
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000
Yeah, that's really inappropriate.

569
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,000
Do you mind if I,

570
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,000
can I have those?

571
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,000
Secrets can be held

572
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,000
within such things.

573
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,000
Nobody touches

574
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000
another juggalo's balls.

575
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,000
Come with me, good moot.

576
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,000
Come with me.

577
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:53,000
Away from the juggle balls.

578
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,000
And moot.

579
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,000
Because they're full of secrets.

580
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,000
Moot and Eska

581
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,000
kind of take a few steps over

582
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,000
and begin whispering

583
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:04,000
What gave me away?

584
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,000
Well, I could tell

585
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,000
that you weren't actually

586
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,000
transferring the snowballs.

587
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,000
You were just making them

588
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000
appear in your hand.

589
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000
It took a lot of perception

590
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,000
and a lot of observation,

591
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,000
but I got it.

592
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,000
You seem like a very

593
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:22,000
perceptive and in tune

594
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,000
with the world individual.

595
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,000
Moot, I like you.

596
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,000
What exactly do you know

597
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,000
about such magics?

598
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,000
Well, I don't know about

599
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,000
that particular magic,

600
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:35,000
but I dabble a little bit.

601
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,000
See, I have this thing

602
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000
in me called wild magic,

603
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,000
so I can't,

604
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,000
I have a pretty good idea

605
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,000
of what I'm doing,

606
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,000
but sometimes just the

607
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,000
total opposite thing

608
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,000
will happen.

609
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,000
Like one time I tried to

610
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,000
slow this guy down

611
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,000
with some freezing magic,

612
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,000
but instead I created

613
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:53,000
a bonfire that he fell into.

614
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,000
Wow.

615
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,000
Yeah, total accident.

616
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,000
I mean, wasn't my intention,

617
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,000
but that's still what happened,

618
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,000
so I need to be careful

619
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,000
when I go to do magical stuff.

620
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,000
I have had some such

621
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,000
similar things happen

622
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,000
to me in the past.

623
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,000
Perhaps we could talk about this

624
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:12,000
over a snow cone or something.

625
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000
I mean, I'm always up for that.

626
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,000
Interesting.

627
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,000
Can Sully come too?

628
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,000
He loves snow cones.

629
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,000
You look back and Sully is gone.

630
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,000
Oh, okay.

631
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,000
Well, I guess

632
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,000
he's off doing his thing,

633
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,000
so sure.

634
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000
Yeah, let's wait.

635
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000
Let me just go find my friends

636
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000
real quick and let them know

637
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000
that I'll be right back.

638
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,000
Oh, okay.

639
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,000
Should I wait here?

640
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,000
Yeah, just here like one second

641
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,000
and then I'll just head over there

642
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000
and I'll be right back.

643
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:49,000
That's why he's the most amazing,

644
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,000
life-changing, raddest dude

645
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000
you'll ever welcome into your life.

646
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,000
What type of time commitment

647
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,000
are we looking at here?

648
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,000
Like, I'm kind of busy.

649
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,000
I'm a business owner.

650
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,000
You know, I don't have a lot of time

651
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:05,000
to get out really too much.

652
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000
Hand out these pamphlets

653
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,000
as you were so speaking about.

654
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,000
Well, I mean,

655
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,000
I feel like if you really

656
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,000
let Bahamut's love

657
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,000
kind of flow through you,

658
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:19,000
you'll find yourself more focused

659
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,000
and more organized.

660
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000
So, I mean, in as little

661
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000
as five minutes a day,

662
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000
you really can worship the big guy

663
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000
in just like a really powerful way.

664
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,000
Just five minutes a day,

665
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,000
and during that,

666
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,000
and does that five minutes

667
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,000
include the Zim,

668
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,000
the Zimbas you were talking about?

669
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:38,000
Oh, I mean, that's adjacent.

670
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000
I find through physical exercise

671
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000
you really like can kind of

672
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000
channel the power of Bahamut,

673
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000
but it really is just like

674
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:49,000
more of a focused meditation thing

675
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,000
to really commune.

676
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,000
Make a religion check

677
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:54,000
to see how much you sway this person.

678
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,000
Somehow I have a plus zero

679
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,000
for religion, which seems wrong.

680
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,000
That doesn't seem right.

681
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,000
Shouldn't she be like

682
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:12,000
persuading him to?

683
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000
You can use persuasion if you want.

684
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,000
I mean, I probably have a plus zero

685
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,000
for that too.

686
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000
Oh no, I have a plus five for that.

687
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000
I'm much more persuasive.

688
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000
Yeah, I'm much more persuasive

689
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:25,000
than I am knowledgeable.

690
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:28,000
Use persuasion then.

691
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000
So that's a 16 then.

692
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,000
So all you're saying is

693
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:34,000
I have to hand out these pamphlets here.

694
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,000
You've given me a few.

695
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:42,000
Tell people about the good Bahamut,

696
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000
and then he'll let me

697
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,000
into his good graces,

698
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:49,000
whatever that means.

699
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,000
Five minutes a day?

700
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,000
That's all it takes?

701
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,000
Minimum of five?

702
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,000
Just five minutes a day?

703
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,000
I think you'll find

704
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000
when you start with the five minutes.

705
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,000
You're going to really like

706
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,000
what you're getting out of it.

707
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000
You're going to want to do it a lot more.

708
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,000
Seems less intensive

709
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:04,000
than the religion I have going on here.

710
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,000
Okay.

711
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:08,000
And what are you currently working with?

712
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:12,000
Oh, it's the religion of the god Mask.

713
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000
Oh, I don't know.

714
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,000
What are they all about?

715
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:20,000
Oh, well, they are the god of thievery and trickery.

716
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:23,000
Oh, right, because that's like

717
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:26,000
the whole thing here.

718
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,000
It's kind of a thing here

719
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:30,000
is getting involved with thieves' guilds

720
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000
and, you know, paying off people.

721
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000
It seems like a weird way to run an economy.

722
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,000
I don't know.

723
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,000
We just got here,

724
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000
but I guess if everyone is doing the same thing,

725
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,000
it all kind of...

726
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000
Generally, that's what happens here.

727
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,000
It's a merchant town.

728
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,000
Merchant town.

729
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:46,000
People go and they steal things and sell things.

730
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000
I'm telling you way too much here.

731
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000
Although, you know, we just pay them off.

732
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,000
It's not really that big a deal.

733
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,000
It's not like you're going to turn around

734
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000
and stick the law on us

735
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,000
because there's not much of that.

736
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,000
Glim, I don't know where Sully went,

737
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,000
but I just wanted to let you know

738
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,000
that I found a new friend,

739
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000
so I'm going to go chat with them for a little bit.

740
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000
I think about magic stuff.

741
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000
So, yeah.

742
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,000
Okay.

743
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,000
Are we...

744
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,000
I guess, has he been loading?

745
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:14,000
Like, are we done with this merchant interaction?

746
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000
Has he stolen all of our stuff?

747
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:21,000
Has he sold slash stolen all of our things?

748
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:25,000
You have purchased animal feed

749
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,000
and whatever else you see fit to...

750
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,000
Some rations and things.

751
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,000
Yeah.

752
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,000
Whatever else you see fit

753
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000
that you will need on the next leg of your journey.

754
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,000
So, yeah, absolutely.

755
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,000
He sold that to you.

756
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,000
Also, I would just like to say,

757
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,000
I wish that the listeners could see

758
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,000
how Tom's face lights up

759
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,000
when he says he has wild magic.

760
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,000
It's very sweet.

761
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,000
It's so exciting.

762
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,000
It's very...

763
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,000
Yeah, it's great.

764
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,000
I love it.

765
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:50,000
Well, thank you so much for everything.

766
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,000
All the best.

767
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000
Baham, I'll be with you.

768
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,000
And maybe we'll see you again

769
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,000
before we leave town.

770
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,000
Of course.

771
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,000
And if you have any,

772
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,000
you know, other friends need anything,

773
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,000
just send them back to Leopold's hut here.

774
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,000
Okay.

775
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,000
Thanks, Leopold.

776
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,000
Of course.

777
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,000
Of course, Glim.

778
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000
Well, maybe Moot, I'll just come with you

779
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,000
and we'll see if you want to go

780
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,000
with your new friend

781
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,000
and learn about magic, I understand.

782
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,000
But maybe I can track down Sully

783
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:19,000
if we go back to where you guys were.

784
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,000
Sure.

785
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,000
Yeah, it was just right over here.

786
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,000
You head off back down the street

787
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:28,000
towards where the juggler, Eska, was.

788
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:32,000
And we cut back to previously

789
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000
when Eska took you, Moot,

790
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,000
off to go talk about the wild magic.

791
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:39,000
And we see Sully standing there

792
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000
waiting for you to come back.

793
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:46,000
And two individuals come up behind Sully

794
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000
and throw a bag over his head.

795
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,000
Not again.

796
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:52,000
And quickly take him off.

797
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:55,000
We see him being dragged,

798
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,000
muffled down an alleyway,

799
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,000
and we see Moot kind of look back for him,

800
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:02,000
and he's not there.

801
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000
And we cut back to that alleyway.

802
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000
You're taken down,

803
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000
muffled, kicking, and screaming.

804
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,000
They've lifted you up

805
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:13,000
and throw you down into this basement.

806
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,000
You hear the door shut behind you.

807
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000
You're able to get the bag off.

808
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:21,000
You struggle to get it off.

809
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:27,000
And now you're down in this dark, dank basement.

810
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,000
Jesus fucking Bahamut,

811
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,000
what the hell is going on here?

812
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,000
You hear like a tapping

813
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,000
from the other side of this room.

814
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,000
And you look,

815
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,000
and as your eyes kind of start to adjust

816
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,000
and some of the light from the street comes in,

817
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:44,000
you see a figure sitting on the far side

818
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,000
with like a cane sitting there

819
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,000
being like,

820
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,000
you're a tough one to find there, Sully.

821
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000
Well, who's looking?

822
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:58,000
Well, many people are looking for you, Sully.

823
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
Can I have their names?

824
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:03,000
Well, I am, fortunately,

825
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:06,000
employed by one of the good ones

826
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:09,000
looking for you, Leydon Menda.

827
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:16,000
You do remember the good Leydon Menda, don't you?

828
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000
The look on your face tells me

829
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000
you perhaps don't remember.

830
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:24,000
I've met a lot of people in my life.

831
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:28,000
They helped you out of Neverwinter?

832
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000
Oh my god, yes.

833
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,000
Yes.

834
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000
Ah, Leydon, buddy.

835
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,000
I owe him, don't I?

836
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000
He didn't want my magic rock.

837
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,000
It's kind of why I'm here.

838
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,000
Okay.

839
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000
Because, well,

840
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:45,000
there's lots of people looking for you.

841
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,000
Can I get their names?

842
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:50,000
Ms. Mammeowmeow has agents

843
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:53,000
sent out from Neverwinter.

844
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,000
The city's crawling

845
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,000
with people looking for you.

846
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,000
Your picture is up everywhere,

847
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:00,000
although they got something wrong in the image.

848
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,000
Not quite sure what it is.

849
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,000
They never quite get the nose right.

850
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,000
That must be what it is.

851
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,000
Last heard, you were down in Waterdeep,

852
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000
so that might not be a safe place

853
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:17,000
for you to go back anytime soon.

854
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,000
Well, who said I was going back to Waterdeep anyway?

855
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,000
I'm just warning you.

856
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,000
Why are you helping me?

857
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:26,000
Well, Leydon is calling in a favor,

858
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,000
and part of that favor,

859
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,000
well, the payment from his side

860
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,000
is making sure Ms. Mammeowmeow

861
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,000
doesn't know where you are.

862
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,000
Okay, that's great.

863
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,000
That's wonderful.

864
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:41,000
And all you have to do is a simple delivery.

865
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,000
Go to one place,

866
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,000
get a scroll,

867
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,000
take it to another place.

868
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,000
Goddamn.

869
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:51,000
I have not had very good luck with scrolls.

870
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,000
What's wrong with scrolls?

871
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,000
Well, sometimes they will explode

872
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,000
a whole fucking caravan.

873
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,000
Oh.

874
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000
No, this is like a memoir,

875
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:03,000
like a journal entry on a scroll.

876
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,000
Yes, right.

877
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,000
Yes.

878
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,000
Right, where someone writes down

879
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,000
the memories on the scroll, a scremory.

880
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,000
Exactly.

881
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000
So, we need you to do that.

882
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,000
Okay.

883
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,000
So you would like me to be the Pony Express,

884
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,000
is what you're saying here?

885
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,000
Yeah.

886
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,000
All right.

887
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,000
Okay.

888
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,000
Where am I going?

889
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,000
Well.

890
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,000
Because I'm kind of on a mission

891
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,000
to save the world or something?

892
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,000
I'm sure it can take a backseat

893
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,000
to this at this moment.

894
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,000
The world?

895
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,000
All right.

896
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,000
Sure.

897
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:36,000
Is this going to help wipe my favor

898
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,000
clean with Mr. Lenden?

899
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,000
Lendozen?

900
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:47,000
It's best be remembering who is hiring you.

901
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,000
Well, I have a thing with names.

902
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,000
That's all.

903
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,000
Leden Menda.

904
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,000
Leden Menda.

905
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000
There's no Z in there at all.

906
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,000
This person.

907
00:38:55,000 --> 00:39:00,000
This figure steps out from the shadows

908
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000
and you see them more clearly now

909
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,000
and they have very reptilian

910
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:09,000
or amphibian type look to them.

911
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,000
Very frog-like features.

912
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,000
Their eyes kind of bulge out.

913
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,000
They've got long spindly fingers.

914
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:21,000
But still quite humanoid in their face as well.

915
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:28,000
Says, we need you to go grab this memoir,

916
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,000
this scroll.

917
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,000
You need to go to High Moon,

918
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,000
which is in the Dale lands.

919
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,000
High Moon.

920
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000
I should probably write this down.

921
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:39,000
High Moon.

922
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000
Sully starts to write it on his hand.

923
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:45,000
H High Moon.

924
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,000
Moon.

925
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:50,000
In the Dale lands.

926
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,000
The Dale lands, yes.

927
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,000
Dale.

928
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:56,000
He's a very important guy to have all this land named after him.

929
00:39:56,000 --> 00:40:00,000
You go to High Moon in the Dale lands.

930
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,000
You find this scroll.

931
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:06,000
The scroll is going to be at the Temple of Agma.

932
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,000
Scroll.

933
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,000
Temple.

934
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,000
Agma?

935
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,000
Yes.

936
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,000
Or Agma.

937
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:20,000
Agma.

938
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000
This is riveting.

939
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:25,000
Riveting audio.

940
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,000
Yes.

941
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:30,000
You're going to take that.

942
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000
Well, you have to get it to the place.

943
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000
Jesus.

944
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,000
You deliver it to Ser Lune.

945
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:40,000
Is that a person or a place?

946
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000
It is a city.

947
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000
Ser Lune.

948
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:51,000
It's a shipping hub south of High Moon.

949
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:56,000
It's the most notes I've ever taken.

950
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:59,000
It only took like four years.

951
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,000
It's because I mentioned it earlier, right?

952
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,000
I'm being punished now.

953
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,000
Okay.

954
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:07,000
Who am I taking it to once I get to Ser Lune?

955
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,000
They'll find you.

956
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,000
They'll find me?

957
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,000
They'll find you.

958
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,000
They'll find me.

959
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:14,000
That's what I said.

960
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,000
You think this is funny.

961
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,000
No.

962
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,000
See.

963
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,000
You know what though?

964
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,000
I laugh sometimes.

965
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:24,000
It's a nervous tick when I'm in an uncomfortable situation such as being in a dark basement

966
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:38,000
after being kidnapped and then coming face to face with a stranger.

967
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:42,000
Enter, enter, enter, enter, enter, enter, enter, interlude.

968
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,000
Nailed it.

969
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:46,000
Oh, that turned into like duck tails.

970
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,000
Duck tails.

971
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,000
Welcome to the middle everybody.

972
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:52,000
We didn't plan what we were going to talk about, but that's fine.

973
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,000
Not at all.

974
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:56,000
We would love for you to be awesome.

975
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,000
You're happy as self.

976
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,000
Absolutely.

977
00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,000
Yeah, those are all things I want.

978
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:02,000
We just want to tell you how awesome you are today.

979
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,000
So thank you for being here.

980
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,000
Thank you for enjoying this episode.

981
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,000
Interlude over.

982
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,000
Interlude over.

983
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:13,000
But while we have you here, we might mention that we have a great game going on over on

984
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:16,000
Patreon, DM'd by our very own Tom Laird.

985
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,000
What?

986
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:21,000
We mention it a lot, but it's getting very exciting because we're getting down to the

987
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:25,000
end of season three, which releases this month on the 15th.

988
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,000
And that means Tom is planning a season four.

989
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,000
Yes.

990
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,000
It's insane.

991
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:33,000
As far as like number of seasons, he is far more accomplished than me at running

992
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,000
games.

993
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,000
The key is keeping them short.

994
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:40,000
Well, I've yet to master how to do that.

995
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:44,000
We'd love for you to come join us over on Patreon, Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast,

996
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000
where all of our patrons have access to that game.

997
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:50,000
So no matter what tier you are at, you deserve Tom's game.

998
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000
You deserve Tom's game and we want you to have it.

999
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:56,000
So please go check it out and enjoy that game as well.

1000
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:59,000
There's one more thing that we could probably tell you about.

1001
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:02,000
And you know how we joke all the time about that other podcast that we're going to

1002
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:05,000
be doing and this offshoot and that.

1003
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,000
Well, Carla, Tom and I, we did that.

1004
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,000
We actually did one.

1005
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:13,000
I don't think it was even one that came up as a side project.

1006
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:16,000
But regardless, we were all together.

1007
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,000
We had this brilliant idea.

1008
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:21,000
Fast forward 13, 14, 15 months later.

1009
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:24,000
This has been in the works for a while.

1010
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000
We actually did it.

1011
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:29,000
And it is called Sexy Book Club.

1012
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,000
And it's just what it sounds.

1013
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:35,000
We read a sexy book and then we have a book club discussion about it.

1014
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:38,000
But not like nerds who talk about book club discussions.

1015
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000
Actually, I don't think those people exist.

1016
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:45,000
But we talk about like all the sex part of it, like hardcore, the sex part of it.

1017
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,000
Yeah.

1018
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:51,000
It's mostly an excuse for the three of us to have a conversation about explicit topics

1019
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:55,000
wrapped in a nice frame around a book.

1020
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,000
Perfect.

1021
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:59,000
So the first episode just came out May 1st.

1022
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:03,000
And there'll be a new episode every month, just like a normal book club.

1023
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:07,000
So if you want to read the book and then be a part of the discussion, that'd be great.

1024
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:10,000
But honestly, you don't need to read the book.

1025
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000
And most of the time, you probably shouldn't read the book.

1026
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000
Yeah, a lot of them are very bad.

1027
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,000
Yeah.

1028
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:20,000
But the first one we made in mind just for you all, it's called Her Dragon to Slay.

1029
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:24,000
So, you know, a little on brand, but that's about as on brand as we get

1030
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000
because these are two very different podcasts.

1031
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:29,000
But we love it if you came and checked us out.

1032
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:32,000
So one more time, it's called Sexy Book Club.

1033
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:35,000
You can get it on iTunes or, you know, wherever you get your podcasts.

1034
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,000
You're listening to one right now.

1035
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,000
You know how to do it.

1036
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,000
It's true.

1037
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:41,000
And we've linked it all down in the description for you as well.

1038
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:42,000
So go check it out.

1039
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:46,000
Give them some love because, you know, leave them those ratings and reviews,

1040
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:49,000
stars and good words, because everybody loves to hear those.

1041
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,000
And it helps. It helps.

1042
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,000
I don't know what it helps with, but it helps.

1043
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,000
Algorithms.

1044
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,000
My confidence.

1045
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,000
Internet particles.

1046
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,000
Science.

1047
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,000
It helps with it all.

1048
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,000
Yep.

1049
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,000
Helps me sleep at night.

1050
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,000
All right, everybody, we'll get you back to the episode.

1051
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,000
Thank you very much for being here.

1052
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,000
You have a great week and we'll talk to you very, very soon.

1053
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,000
Stay safe.

1054
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,000
Bye.

1055
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,000
Bye.

1056
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,000
Bye.

1057
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:16,000
I see what you're saying.

1058
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:19,000
That we need to get to know each other better.

1059
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,000
Mm-hmm.

1060
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,000
Listen, let's crisscross applesauce.

1061
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,000
Let's really share some secrets.

1062
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,000
You've got a 10-day.

1063
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000
OK, 10 days.

1064
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:33,000
To go get the scroll from High Moon and bring it to Cereloon.

1065
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,000
All right.

1066
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:38,000
Now, if you don't do it in a 10-day, right?

1067
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:42,000
I mean, it might slip to Ms. Mam-Meow-Meow where you are.

1068
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:45,000
And then you'll never get your scroll.

1069
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,000
This would be bad for everybody.

1070
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:48,000
This would be bad for everybody.

1071
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,000
I can understand.

1072
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,000
Because you were looking for a friend too, weren't you?

1073
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,000
What friend?

1074
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:57,000
It might have been Swerve Nerve.

1075
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,000
Oh, my God, Murph.

1076
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,000
Murph.

1077
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,000
Has Murph been found?

1078
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,000
Kind of.

1079
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,000
Oh.

1080
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:05,000
Yeah.

1081
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,000
He's been found.

1082
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,000
Is he all right?

1083
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,000
For now.

1084
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:14,000
I wasn't supposed to use this unless you seemed like you weren't taking it too seriously.

1085
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000
Bah, my Almighty.

1086
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000
I will do it in 10 days.

1087
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,000
I'll do it in five.

1088
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:23,000
We wouldn't want anything to happen to good old Murph.

1089
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,000
That's not, yeah.

1090
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,000
You know what?

1091
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,000
You're not a very nice man and I'd like to leave now.

1092
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:30,000
Do I have all the information?

1093
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:34,000
Are there going to be traps at the Temple of Aachma?

1094
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:37,000
That's not in my realm of knowledge.

1095
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,000
I just give you the job.

1096
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,000
It's up to you to figure it out.

1097
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,000
All right.

1098
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:45,000
Well, what does Linden have on you?

1099
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:48,000
I'm a close personal friend of Linden.

1100
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:55,000
I'm sorry.

1101
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,000
I'm sorry, you guys.

1102
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:59,000
I have to giggle.

1103
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,000
Okay.

1104
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:07,000
He hits his staff and a wave of energy goes out.

1105
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:14,000
And you see in a corner and Murph is tied up in a cell.

1106
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,000
All right.

1107
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:16,000
All right.

1108
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,000
I get it.

1109
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:22,000
He taps it again and the image goes away.

1110
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,000
Ten days.

1111
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:26,000
Well, give my best to Linden.

1112
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:31,000
And I walk out.

1113
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:37,000
We cut back to the square where Moot and Glim meet up with Eska.

1114
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:47,000
Eska comes over and Fane's putting their snowballs into their bag and runs over and

1115
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:50,000
says, are we good to talk now?

1116
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,000
You told your friends?

1117
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,000
Yeah.

1118
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:55,000
Glim's just going to look for Sully, so we can go talk.

1119
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,000
Yep.

1120
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,000
Perfect.

1121
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,000
Perfect.

1122
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,000
Good.

1123
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:00,000
Is Glim...

1124
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,000
Oh, you're going to go look for Sully.

1125
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,000
You're Glim.

1126
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,000
I'm Eska.

1127
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,000
You haven't seen...

1128
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:05,000
I'm Glim.

1129
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,000
It's so nice to meet you.

1130
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:09,000
Is that a shorter fella?

1131
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:14,000
The one who was throwing juggle shade?

1132
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:17,000
Oh, yes.

1133
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:20,000
Probably.

1134
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:21,000
Did you see where he went?

1135
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,000
He doesn't usually just kind of...

1136
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:26,000
Not since he was with Moot there.

1137
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,000
Okay.

1138
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,000
Well, where are you guys going to go?

1139
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:31,000
Because we'll have to meet up again later, Moot.

1140
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:35,000
I think we're just going to go for some sort of refreshment.

1141
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:36,000
Don't be long.

1142
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,000
We'll come back right in this spot.

1143
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,000
Does this work?

1144
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,000
Sure.

1145
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,000
I'll just look for Sully.

1146
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:42,000
Okay.

1147
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:46,000
Glim, what do you do to go look for Sully?

1148
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:51,000
Well, I think I'm going to glance around, see if there are any shops with sparkly

1149
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:58,000
things, or anything that seems like would have been distracting and where Sully would

1150
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:01,000
have wandered into.

1151
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:05,000
Yeah, there are lots of shops around.

1152
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:10,000
One specifically has lots of different trinkets and potions and things all

1153
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:13,000
displayed in the front showcase there.

1154
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:14,000
Sure.

1155
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:19,000
I'll go over there and look around, kind of peek my head into the actual

1156
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:24,000
little shop if there is one, and see if Sully is in there.

1157
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:25,000
Sully's not in there.

1158
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:30,000
You do see an older human woman who's helping a customer in there.

1159
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,000
But no Sully.

1160
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:36,000
Well, I'll kind of look at the stuff, but mostly I'm just doing that to wait to

1161
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,000
talk to the lady.

1162
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:46,000
So this wild magic, you say?

1163
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,000
Uh huh.

1164
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:55,000
How long have you been practicing with this wild, wild magic?

1165
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,000
Not too long.

1166
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,000
Not too long.

1167
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,000
It showed up a little while ago.

1168
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:04,000
And I've been trying to kind of learn as much as I can about it ever since.

1169
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,000
Right.

1170
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:10,000
So you've learned lots and you're able to teach people about it.

1171
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:14,000
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1172
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:17,000
I, I've learned a little bit.

1173
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:20,000
I still don't know how it works entirely though.

1174
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:24,000
And I'm just, I'm scared that things will, bad things will happen when I go

1175
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,000
to use my magic.

1176
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:26,000
Good things do happen.

1177
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,000
It's a good, good friend, Moot.

1178
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,000
I know.

1179
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:32,000
I used to be taller.

1180
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:37,000
I used to have, I used to have a circus family.

1181
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:41,000
And you lost them because of the magic?

1182
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:46,000
In a sense, they, they, yes.

1183
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:56,000
See, really what happened was I was, I was juggling real balls, not the snowballs.

1184
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:57,000
Okay.

1185
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:01,000
And something happened.

1186
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,000
Something came over me.

1187
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,000
There was a loud noise.

1188
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,000
Often it startled me.

1189
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:23,000
And this tidal wave came and washed out the entire area.

1190
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:27,000
Does this have anything to do with why it looks you're made of water?

1191
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:31,000
I mean, well, I'm water genasi.

1192
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:34,000
So that didn't have anything to do with that particular incident.

1193
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,000
No.

1194
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,000
Okay.

1195
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:39,000
Oh, that is a load off my mind.

1196
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,000
Yes.

1197
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:47,000
But this wild magic you speak of, it would explain that incident and maybe several others

1198
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:54,000
since then where strange occurrences have happened and of course the power to, he

1199
00:51:54,000 --> 00:52:01,000
throws the snowballs up, create elements that are not there.

1200
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,000
Mm hmm.

1201
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:03,000
Mm hmm.

1202
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:04,000
Mm hmm.

1203
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:05,000
Yeah.

1204
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:06,000
This sounds like wild magic.

1205
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:14,000
So from what I've gathered is it's not something I was hoping that maybe you'd learn

1206
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,000
something that I had not from what I've gathered.

1207
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:26,000
It's not something that is controllable in the direct sense, unless you just practice.

1208
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:36,000
Yeah, I think practice does make perfect in this case, but then at the same time,

1209
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:39,000
innocent practicing can make you shorter.

1210
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,000
Case in point.

1211
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:41,000
Right.

1212
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:45,000
I wouldn't want that.

1213
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:51,000
Melvin wouldn't appreciate a smaller fishbowl, so to speak.

1214
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:52,000
Who's Melvin?

1215
00:52:52,000 --> 00:53:05,000
Oh, Melvin is my fish and he waves his hair and in his hair you see a goldfish swimming.

1216
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:09,000
I like that this person thinks that your height is directly correlated to how much

1217
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:11,000
hair you have.

1218
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:16,000
So that's Melvin.

1219
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,000
He just lives up there.

1220
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:21,000
Yeah, it is pretty cool, isn't it?

1221
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,000
I mean, I've never seen anything like that.

1222
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:30,000
I'm surprised you noticed the snowballs, but maybe you were just so drawn by the magic.

1223
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,000
Hmm.

1224
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,000
Interesting.

1225
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,000
Well, let's sit.

1226
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:39,000
You've made it to a tavern and maybe we can discuss some of our other occurrences,

1227
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:43,000
see if we can't find some correlations and help each other, or at least be a

1228
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:49,000
sounding board for occurrences that have happened to each other.

1229
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:50,000
Sure.

1230
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:51,000
I'll go first.

1231
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,000
You already know the shorter one.

1232
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:56,000
Also, turn myself into a sheep.

1233
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,000
Like the animal?

1234
00:53:58,000 --> 00:53:59,000
A sheep?

1235
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,000
The animal?

1236
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,000
Yep.

1237
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:04,000
How did you turn yourself back?

1238
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:05,000
Don't know.

1239
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:08,000
Just stop being a sheep after a while.

1240
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,000
This is dangerous.

1241
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,000
Oh yeah, no, it's wild.

1242
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,000
What if you were still a sheep?

1243
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:18,000
We could not have this conversation the way we are having it.

1244
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:22,000
I feel like it would be a very one-sided one if we did.

1245
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:26,000
Wouldn't you have been so drawn to the snowballs if you were a sheep?

1246
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:30,000
That is really the true question.

1247
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,000
I mean, probably.

1248
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:37,000
It was very impressive.

1249
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:46,000
You see the older woman finish up with the person, the client that is in their shop,

1250
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:52,000
and that person leaves, and they are putting some money away in a till.

1251
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,000
Hi, excuse me.

1252
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,000
Oh yes, yes, come in.

1253
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,000
Is there something I can help you with?

1254
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:01,000
Well, I'm looking for my friend.

1255
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:04,000
He's a shorter fella.

1256
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:05,000
He was just here.

1257
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:09,000
We just got to town, and he seems to have gone exploring or shopping,

1258
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,000
and your shop looks so great.

1259
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:14,000
It just looks exactly like the kind of spot he would be very drawn to.

1260
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:23,000
So I was just wondering if you had spotted him in here in the last half an hour or so.

1261
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:27,000
Well, nobody quite of that description.

1262
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:33,000
There was someone off in the courtyard there looking at the juggler some time ago.

1263
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:37,000
Yeah, he was with my other friend who was quite tall.

1264
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:42,000
They were with the juggler, and then the little one, he just went somewhere.

1265
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:43,000
He just went somewhere.

1266
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,000
We haven't been able to find him.

1267
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:48,000
Well, someone was carried off in a sack.

1268
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:51,000
Oh.

1269
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:53,000
Could that have been your friend?

1270
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:55,000
Are they often carried off in sacks?

1271
00:55:55,000 --> 00:56:02,000
I mean, not as a hobby or anything, but he is quite small and be easy to just scoop him up, you know.

1272
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:05,000
Where, did you see where they took him?

1273
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,000
Yeah, down the alleyway, I think.

1274
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:10,000
Just down off and to the left there.

1275
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,000
Oh, okay.

1276
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:12,000
Well, I better go.

1277
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:13,000
Thank you so much.

1278
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:14,000
Thank you.

1279
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:17,000
Maybe when I find him, we'll come back and do a little shopping.

1280
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:18,000
But thank you.

1281
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:19,000
Of course, of course.

1282
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:23,000
I'll just hurry my way out and down the alley, she referred to.

1283
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:28,000
As you turn and round the corner, you see Sully walking up towards you.

1284
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:31,000
Sully, oh my god, I saw you got kidnapped.

1285
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:34,000
Oh my god, Glim, I totally got kidnapped.

1286
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,000
What?

1287
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:43,000
Some guys put me in a potato sack, put me over their shoulders, threw me into a basement.

1288
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,000
How did you escape?

1289
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:47,000
I walked out the door.

1290
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:48,000
Oh.

1291
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,000
Yeah, it wasn't locked or nothing.

1292
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:59,000
However, I know that you have a really big destiny and stuff.

1293
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:02,000
And I know we don't really have a timeline on that right now.

1294
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:05,000
We're just kind of like making our way there.

1295
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:23,000
But I was wondering if there would be a possibility of maybe taking a little bit of a detour to do something for that fella who broke me out of jail and kind of also you out of jail.

1296
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:27,000
You remember Layden Menzies?

1297
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:28,000
Layden Menda, yeah, of course.

1298
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,000
Menda, yes.

1299
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:56,000
He is wondering and asked ever so politely via kidnapping if if we could just pop down to High Moon in the Dale lands and grab a scroll from a from an aggressive temple name like Ahmad, Ahmad, Ahmad, something like that.

1300
00:57:56,000 --> 00:58:01,000
And, you know, if I don't do it in 10 days, they're going to kill Merv.

1301
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,000
Oh, my goodness.

1302
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:08,000
So, wow, you have been busy.

1303
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,000
Yeah, it takes the cake.

1304
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:13,000
It's very much above the PSTD.

1305
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:15,000
Yeah.

1306
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:16,000
Okay.

1307
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:19,000
So, I mean, of course, we can't let something happen to Merv.

1308
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,000
I know he's one of your very best friends.

1309
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:31,000
So, of course, we have to, yes, we'll go, we'll get, I mean, it's just some light mail delivery.

1310
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:32,000
That's right.

1311
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:35,000
We just have to make it there in 10 days.

1312
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,000
Okay.

1313
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:41,000
Maybe we should get a horse and a carriage, move a little faster.

1314
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:42,000
I don't know.

1315
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,000
Maybe we got to find that guy with the map.

1316
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:47,000
Then we can figure out where High Moon is because I don't even know where that is.

1317
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:48,000
Yeah.

1318
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:49,000
Okay. Yes, you're right.

1319
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:51,000
I'm not saying I'm panicking or anything.

1320
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:52,000
Everything's going to be fine.

1321
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:53,000
Everything always turns out fine for Sully.

1322
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:57,000
But if I don't do this, they're going to tell Miss Man Meow Meow where I'm at.

1323
00:58:57,000 --> 00:59:00,000
And apparently, they got pictures of me posted all over the place.

1324
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:01,000
Oh, my goodness.

1325
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:03,000
Apparently, many people are looking for me.

1326
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:04,000
Oh, you're a wanted man.

1327
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,000
I don't even think I angered that many people.

1328
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,000
No, I thought we, okay.

1329
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,000
Well, okay, you're right.

1330
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:11,000
We need to get the map.

1331
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,000
I think maybe we need to go collect Moon.

1332
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,000
He made friends with a juggler and now they're talking.

1333
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:18,000
Yeah, but are they really a juggler?

1334
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,000
Oh, I don't...

1335
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,000
Now I'm not too sure.

1336
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,000
Oh, I don't know.

1337
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:28,000
I didn't see them performing, but they're just going to have...

1338
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:32,000
Well, I think that that person distracted Moot so that I could get kidnapped.

1339
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:33,000
Oh.

1340
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:34,000
Maybe they're in on it.

1341
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:39,000
Okay, well, we should approach with caution, I guess.

1342
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,000
With lots of anger.

1343
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:41,000
Although...

1344
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:42,000
High-headedness.

1345
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,000
I'm a little worked up right now.

1346
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:47,000
I imagine you were just kidnapped.

1347
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:49,000
That's very upsetting.

1348
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:54,000
But luckily, they just let you go and walk out.

1349
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:57,000
So that is something, I guess.

1350
00:59:57,000 --> 01:00:00,000
It's a weird way to initiate a conversation, though, isn't it?

1351
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,000
Yeah.

1352
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,000
But as long as...

1353
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:04,000
Well, you know what?

1354
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,000
I hate being under someone's toe like this.

1355
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,000
You know?

1356
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:09,000
Like, do this mail delivery.

1357
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:10,000
Sure.

1358
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:11,000
And we won't kill Merv.

1359
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:12,000
Oh, but...

1360
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:15,000
And then maybe I do it and then they're like, oh, but you know what?

1361
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:18,000
It's like, I also need my pants to be tailored.

1362
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:21,000
I do this, otherwise I will kill Merv.

1363
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:24,000
And I'm just like, how, you know?

1364
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:25,000
When's it gonna end?

1365
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:28,000
Yeah, that's right.

1366
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:31,000
Well, maybe we need to add saving Merv, too.

1367
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:33,000
I mean, that was on our list of things to do.

1368
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:35,000
We just didn't know where he was and now I guess we do.

1369
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:37,000
He was in a portal and now they have him.

1370
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:39,000
And this poor guy's just a fisher.

1371
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:43,000
He's probably just like, the fuck is happening?

1372
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:45,000
This is all Sully's fault.

1373
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,000
I'm sure that's what he's thinking.

1374
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:48,000
Oh.

1375
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:52,000
Well, I'm sure he'll forgive everything when he sees his best friend Sully's face again.

1376
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:56,000
I bet he's wishing he had that keystone knife, I tell you what.

1377
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:03,000
Okay, well, let's go find Moot and his new friend Eska

1378
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:07,000
and I guess find this map and hit the road.

1379
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:09,000
We've got a timeline here.

1380
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:10,000
Let's fucking go.

1381
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:13,000
You turn around and walk back out into the square and, Glim,

1382
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:17,000
you look over to the woman's shop that you were just in

1383
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:24,000
and you see her talking to two individuals in brown overcoats

1384
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:28,000
and she's pointing over in your direction.

1385
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:32,000
They turn and look over their shoulder and it's two men,

1386
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:35,000
one human, one elf,

1387
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:38,000
and they look over and they nod at the woman

1388
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,000
and they start walking towards you.

1389
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:44,000
One draws a crossbow and the other puts his hand on a blade.

1390
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,000
Hey, what the fuck?

1391
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:13,000
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1392
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:16,000
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1393
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:20,000
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1394
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,000
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1395
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:23,000
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1396
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,000
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1397
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:25,000
and Michael.

1398
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:27,000
We'll see you next time.

1399
01:02:38,000 --> 01:03:06,000
Thank you.

1400
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:07,000
See you soon.

1401
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:10,000
Wow, you're so hip with the teen talk.

1402
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:13,000
It's real good with the lingo.

1403
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:16,000
Carla, your teen talk is awesome.

1404
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:22,000
Those are just things people say.

1405
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:23,000
I'm not cool.

1406
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,000
I'm embarrassed now.

1407
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:29,000
Those are just things.

1408
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:33,000
At least we found our blooper for the episode.

1409
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:35,000
My face is so red.

1410
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:36,000
Me too.

1411
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:39,000
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